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My "how-to" guide to : Getting Kicked off an Online Game!
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Step # 1 : Piss them off.
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This is a pic of when my character, Hawk on Ultima Online, decided to express himself...artistically. Only problem was, the thing you see him standing on is the roof of the most populated bank in Ultima Online. Let's just say the GameMasters didn't take kindly to that. Actually, GM TreeFrog came over there and beat the shit out of me with a club. Then he locked me up in a jail cell for a day. Little bastard.
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Step # 2 : While in jail for #1, buy another game and harass THEM.
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Well, sitting in jail isn't very entertaining, so I picked up a copy of "The Realm", another online game, this time by Sierra. (Ultima is by Origin). I promptly created a big ass giant warrior, named him MeowMix, and got on Channel 0. I then proceded to scream obscenities to the tune of "MOTHERFUCKER" and "FUCK FUCK FUCK", even "GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FUCKED UP FUCK!". Needless to say, they "bagged and gagged" me like in Con Air. (Bag and gag this nazi muffin)Here's my trophy screenshot after about 5 minutes of hard work cursing my ass off.
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Step # 3 : Right back at ya motherfucker!
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Ahh, so these bitches think they intimidate me? I promptly got back on UO and ran around with a name of "Yuck Fou" It took their dumb asses 20 minutes to unscramble the "challenging" anagram. No screen shot of that, but I have a screenshot that happened about a week before, that got me my first warning. I used the "animal taming" skill to gather a small army of farm animals, and parked them on a well traveled road. All those animals made people detour all the way around the road. GM Loki (It's Loco, motherfucker!)told me "If you don't remove those animals right now bad things are going to happen." I quickly told him to go fuck himself, and Wheeee! 48 hour suspension! And yes, the purple fag in the picture is none other than...the caped crusader himself...Hawk! In his new "Archer Fag" costume.
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